"Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title."
Mary Wilson Little
"Politeness is half good manners and half good lying."
"Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle."
"When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living."
"It should be a very happy marriage --- they are both so much in love with him."
"The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name."
"Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible."
"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."
"Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release."
"Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody."
"Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases."
"She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake."
"Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have."
"When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat."
"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits."
"Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music."
"Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes."
"Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections."
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