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Simple & Catchy lines
"The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots."
"I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done."
"Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it."
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."
about home, pleasant
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires."
"You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting."
"Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine ."
M. F. K. Fisher
"Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by hidden resentment and ennui and accompanied by psychosomatic jitters."
Mrs Patrick Campbell
to George Bernard Shaw
"When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said ``hush' just once."
Laurie Jo Wojcik
"Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They never come out hating themselves."
"Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention."
"Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups."
"Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing."
"Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title."
Mary Wilson Little
"Politeness is half good manners and half good lying."
"It should be a very happy marriage --- they are both so much in love with him."
"The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name."
"Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible."
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