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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."
"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind."
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
"Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead."
"I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf."
"First things first, but not necessarily in that order."
"Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority."
"Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another."
"According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly."
"Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be."
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
"I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours."
"In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes."
"Like having your own licence to print money."
about charge, responsibility
"I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere."
about belief, immortality
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him."