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Simple & Catchy lines
"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."
about children, home
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
"Instant gratification is not soon enough."
"Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him."
about Superiority, women
"The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality."
"I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals."
about fact, View
"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?"
about Cat, toast
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."
"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind."
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
"Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it."
about Rest, sleep
"Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead."
"I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf."
"First things first, but not necessarily in that order."
"Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority."
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