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about Canadian
"Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated."
about birth
"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
about Superiority, women
"The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality."
"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
"The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets."
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
"Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it."