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about complicated, life
"Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether."
"The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post."
about experience, learn
"We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience."
about science
"Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think what no one else has thought."
about saturn, scientific
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."