"Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others. "
"Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly. "
"The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five- year-old men more. "
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. "
"My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair. "
"Actions lie louder than words. "
"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. "
"All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year. "
"If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family. "
"This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind. "
"I love acting. It is so much more real than life. "
"When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but a woman looks in her mirror. "
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. "
"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists. "
"My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. "
"The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you. "
"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. "
"The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. "