"The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots. "
"If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. "
"Nothing succeeds like address. "
"Oregano is the spice of life. "
"The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America. "
"I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done. "
"When women go wrong, men go right after them. "
"My favorite animal is steak. "
"I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes. "
"The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever. "
"What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it. "
"I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all. "
"I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time. "
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. "
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. "
"What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. "
"No more tears now; I will think about revenge. "
"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? "