"My favorite animal is steak. "
"I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes. "
"The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever. "
"What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it. "
"I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all. "
"I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time. "
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. "
"What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. "
"No more tears now; I will think about revenge. "
"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? "
"The cry of equality pulls everyone down. "
"I love children --- especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. "
"My father was often angry when I was most like him. "
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. "
"Fortunately, psychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself remains a very effective therapist. "
"The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. "
"The way to do research is to attack the facts at the point of greatest astonishment. "
"We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead. "