"All marriages are mixed marriages. "
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. "
"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something. "
"It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine. "
"My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. "
"Courage is grace under pressure. "
"I could prove God statistically. "
"Go ahead, make my day. "
"Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government. "
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. "
"War is like love; it always finds a way. "
"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. "
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. "
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. "
"War is not nice. "