"The medium is the message. "
"The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. "
"Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming. "
"All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible. "
"All marriages are mixed marriages. "
"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. "
"Courage is grace under pressure. "
"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something. "
"It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine. "
"My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. "
"I could prove God statistically. "
"Go ahead, make my day. "
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. "
"War is like love; it always finds a way. "
"Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government. "
"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. "
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. "