"Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral. "
"If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there. "
"Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others. "
"DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening. "
"Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. "
"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top . "
"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. "
"J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport "
"A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong. "
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. "
"May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead "
"A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when you least expect it. This could make you very unpopular with what is left of your unit. "
"Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side. "
"Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. "
"If it is to be, it is up to me. "
"Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me. "