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about Friends
"In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends."
about Dressed
"A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid."
about love
"People would never fall in love if they had not heard love talked about."
about love
"The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking about themselves."
about hollywood
"Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time."
about Thanksgiving
"Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia."
about passion
"The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman."
about ignorance
"Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone."
"If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and you only had two bullets, what would you do. Shoot John Sununu twice."