"As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom. "
"This is on me. "
"Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you. "
"They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. "
"I thought I told you to wait in the car. "
"A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it. "
"Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting. "
"I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. "
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. "
"A hundred years for now? All new people. "
"The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath. "
"He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating. "
"If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. "
"Good place to put things--cellars. "
"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. "
"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always. "
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. "
"Big Brother is watching you. "