"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. "
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. "
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. "
"War is not nice. "