"To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'"
about fish, teach
"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend."
Jenny Jerome Churchill
"We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand."
"Her only flair is in her nostrils."
Barbara Melser Lieberman
"Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig."
"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Dr. Joyce Brothers
about macbeth, writen
"If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet , he never would have written Macbeth ."
"The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing --- and then they marry him."
about fortune, men
"Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them."
Lucretia P. Hunter
The Girl Today
The Woman Tomorrow
about bussinesses, women
"Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed to have a more natural aptitude, but they have created entirely new businesses."
"I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior."
"Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated."
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."
about children, home
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
"I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals."
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
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