List of quotes from W. C. Fields
"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
by W. C. Fields
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it." by W. C. Fields
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." by W. C. Fields
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
by W. C. Fields
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." by W. C. Fields
"Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee." by W. C. Fields
"Never give a sucker an even break." by W. C. Fields
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