1. W. C. Fields ‘s quote about . You can’t trust water: Even…
"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
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W. C. Fields
2. W. C. Fields ‘s quote about . If at first you don’t…
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
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W. C. Fields
3. W. C. Fields ‘s quote about . Start every day off with…
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
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W. C. Fields
4. W. C. Fields ‘s quote about . I am free of all…
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
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W. C. Fields
5. W. C. Fields ‘s quote about . Reminds me of my safari…
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
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W. C. Fields
6. W. C. Fields ‘s quote about Friend, engaged. Few things in life are…
"Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee."
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W. C. Fields
7. W. C. Fields ‘s quote about sucker. Never give a sucker an…
"Never give a sucker an even break."
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W. C. Fields
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