37 Best quotes by Woody Allen

List of quotes from Woody Allen

• 1. How is it

  

  "How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? " by Woody Allen

• 2. Woody Allen quote about humor.

  

  "Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes; comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue." by Woody Allen

• 3. Interestingly, according to

  

  "Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought---particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. " by Woody Allen

• 4. I took a

  

  "I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. " by Woody Allen

• 5. The good people

  

  "The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. " by Woody Allen

• 6. More than any

  

  "More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. " by Woody Allen

• 7. Woody Allen quote about traditional.

  

  "Tradition is the illusion of permanance. " by Woody Allen

• 8. My one regret

  "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. "

  by Woody Allen

• 9. There are worse

  "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? "

  by Woody Allen

• 10. Students achieving Oneness

  "Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. "

  by Woody Allen

• 11. Why are our

  "Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? "

  by Woody Allen

• 12. Money is better

  "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. "

  by Woody Allen

• 13. It seemed the

  "It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. "

  by Woody Allen

• 14. How to make

  "How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans. "

  by Woody Allen

• 15. Seventy percent of

  "Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. "

  by Woody Allen

• 16. Eternity is very

  "Eternity is very long, especially towards the end. "

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• 17. How can I

  "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? "

  by Woody Allen

• 18. You can live

  "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. "

  by Woody Allen