List of quotes from Woody Allen
"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? " by Woody Allen
"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes; comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue." by Woody Allen
"Tradition is the illusion of permanance. " by Woody Allen
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. "
by Woody Allen
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? "
by Woody Allen
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. "
by Woody Allen
"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? "
by Woody Allen
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. "
by Woody Allen
"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. "
by Woody Allen
"How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans. "
by Woody Allen
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. "
by Woody Allen
"Eternity is very long, especially towards the end. "
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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? "
by Woody Allen
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. "
by Woody Allen
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. "
by Woody Allen
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