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Last Updated on: May 12th, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Need an original and unique computers quotes? Check this collection of 19 the best computers quotes. Some of them has a beautiful quotes picture already, but you can redesign it at you will, because a catchy quotes with good looking typography will be more memorable for the reader. Here are the list:

  • 1. Computers are not

    Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

    Martin Schulze
  • 2. Home computers are

    Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

    Doug Larson
  • 3. They have computers,

    They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

    Janet Reno
  • 4. Computers are incredibly

    Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.

    Albert Einstein
  • 5. Computers are useless.

    Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

    Pablo Picasso
  • 6. Not even computers

    Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

    Edward Shepherd Mead
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  • 8. Unlike human beings,

    Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.

    Bruce Sterling The Hacker Crackdown
  • 9. Take death for

    Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it. We make extraordinary efforts to delay it, and often consider its intrusion a tragic event. Yet we?d find it hard to live without it. Death gives meaning to our lives. It gives importance and value to time. Time would become meaningless if there were too much of it.

    Ray Kurzweil The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence
  • 10. Where a calculator

    Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1 2 tons.

    Popular Mechanics
  • 11. Computer Science is

    Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

    Professor Edsger Dijkstra
  • 12. Artificial Intelligence: the

    Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies

    Bill Bulko
  • 13. And, of course,

    And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report.

    Dave Barry
  • 14. The danger from

    The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.

    Bernard Avishai
  • 15. The primary purpose

    The primary purpose of the Data statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable Pi can be given that value with a Data statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change.

    Fortran manual for Xerox Computers