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"College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks. "
by H. L. Mencken
"Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. "
by George Will
"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. " by Erma Bombeck
"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. " by Joe Theismann
"The question Who am I? is not a philosophical football meant to be kicked around coffeehouses by pseudo-intellectuals. It's a real-life question. Nothing is more important and more relevant than to know who you are." by Chris Butler
"The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office." by Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to feed your children, that is pressure. " by Goal keeper for Paraguay Jose Luis Chilavert
"Pro football is like nuclear warfare: There are no winners, only survivors." by Frank Gifford
"People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society." by Vince Lombardi
"Dancing is a contact sport. Football is a hitting sport. "
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"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. "
by Dave Barry
"SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. "
by Joe Bob Briggs
"Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football. "
by Fran Lebowitz
"Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. "
by Lyndon Baines Johnson
