17 Best funny Quotes Images

Last Updated on: June 10th, 2016 at 12:27 am

Need an original and unique funny quotes? Check this collection of 17 the best funny quotes. Some of them has a beautiful quotes picture already, but you can redesign it at you will, because a catchy quotes with good looking typography will be more memorable for the reader. Here are the list:

  • 1. Albert Einstein quote about funny.

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

    Albert Einstein
  • 2. Isaac Asimov quote about funny.

    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

    Isaac Asimov
  • 3. Mae West quote about funny.

    I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. 

    Mae West
  • 4. Buddy Hackett quote about funny.

    As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

    Buddy Hackett
  • 5. Albert Einstein quotes about funny

    When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.

    Albert Einstein
  • 6. Funny how the

    Funny how the new things are the old things.

    Rudyard Kipling
  • 7. Everything is funny

    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

    Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince Will Rogers
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  • 9. John Peers quote about confidence.

    You can’t lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

    John Peers
  • 10. Steve Jobs quote about design.

    Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it’s really how it works.

    Steve Jobs
  • 11. Life was a

    Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.

    Quentin Crisp
  • 12. Comedy is simply

    Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

    Peter Ustinov
  • 13. I am eternally

    I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.

    Kurt Vonnegut Timequake
  • 14. We need anything

    We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

    Dennis Miller
  • 15. The leadership instinct

    The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.

    Elaine Agather

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