14 Best normal Quotes Images
Last Updated on:Need an original and unique normal quotes? Check this collection of 14 the best normal quotes. Some of them has a beautiful quotes picture already, but you can redesign it at you will, because a catchy quotes with good looking typography will be more memorable for the reader. Here are the list:
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1. Normality is a paved road
Quotes by Vincent van Gogh : "Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow." -
2. Every normal man
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. "
by H. L. Mencken -
3. Normal is getting
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. "
by Ellen Goodman -
4. No normal man
"No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to disintegrate. "
by H. L. Mencken -
5. In the sixties,
"In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it weird. Nowadays the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal. "
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6. Engineers are all
"Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff. "
by Cory Doctorow Eastern Standard Tribe -
7. Perhaps the feelings
"Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be. "
by Anton Chekhov -
8. To refuse awards
"To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. "
by Peter Ustinov -
9. Since the dawn
"Since the dawn of time there have been those among us who have been willing to go to extraordinary lengths to gain access to that domain normally reserved for birds, angels, and madmen. "
by Paraglider magazine Steven B. Beach -
10. Your travel life
"Your travel life has the aspect of a dream. It is something outside the normal, yet you are in it. It is peopled with characters you have never seen before and in all probability will never see again. It brings occasional homesickness, and loneliness, and pangs of longing... But you are like the Vikings who have gone into a world of adventure, and home is not home until you return. "
by Agatha Christie -
11. If you sincerely
Quotes by Rev. Ivan Stang - High Weirdness By Mail : "If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and nutty. You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality. " -
12. Every culture has
Quotes by Unknown Russian : "Every culture has its distinctive and normal system of government. Yours is democracy, moderated by corruption. Ours is totalitarianism, moderated by assassination. " -
13. Nietzsche was stupid
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. "
by Leo Tolstoy -
14. Nobody realizes that
"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. "
by Albert Camus