List of quotes from Doug Larson
"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."
by Doug Larson
"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none."
by Doug Larson
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
by Doug Larson