List of quotes from Erma Bombeck
"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." by Erma Bombeck
"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding." by Erma Bombeck
"Children make your life important."
by Erma Bombeck
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
by Erma Bombeck
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
by Erma Bombeck
"I told you I was sick." by Erma Bombeck on her tombstone
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." by Erma Bombeck
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