8 Best quotes by Erma Bombeck

List of quotes from Erma Bombeck

• 1. Anybody who watches

  

  "Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. " by Erma Bombeck

• 2. I told you

  

  "I told you I was sick. " by Erma Bombeck on her tombstone

• 3. I come from

  

  "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. " by Erma Bombeck

• 4. Erma Bombeck quote about mother.

  

  "It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding." by Erma Bombeck

• 5. Erma Bombeck quote about children.

  "Children make your life important. "

  by Erma Bombeck

• 6. My second favorite

  "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. "

  by Erma Bombeck

• 7. A friend never

  "A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. "

  by Erma Bombeck

• 8. Never lend your

  "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. "

  by Erma Bombeck