List of quotes from George Carlin
"If you think there’s a solution, you’re a part of the problem." by George Carlin
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." by George Carlin
"Always do whatever's next." by George Carlin
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done."
by George Carlin
"Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it."
by From his book - Brain Droppings George Carlin
"Hobbies cost money but interests are free."
by George Carlin George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
"As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything."
by George Carlin
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
by George Carlin
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