
List of quotes from Mark Twain
"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody."
by Mark Twain
"October is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Others are July, January, April, September, November, May, March, June, December, August and February."
by Mark Twain
"Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and hapiness are an impossible combination?"
by Mark Twain The Mysterious Stranger
"[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon?laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution?these can lift at a colossal humbug?push it a little?weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
by Mark Twain The Mysterious Stranger