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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
about bumblebee
"According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly."
about charge, responsibility
"I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere."
about belief, immortality
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
about dragon
"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him."
about Pretending
"Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be."
about Temptation
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
about Planet
"I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours."
"The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post."