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"Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee."
about Tax
"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund."
"Any impatient student of mathematics or science or engineering who is irked by having algebraic symbolism thrust upon him should try to get along without it for a week."
about principle
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
about Tax
"Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?"
Albert Einstein when asked to describe radio
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
about Cat
"The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domesticated animal"
"If we take in our hand any volume; of divinity or school metaphysics, for instance; let us ask, Does it contain any abstract reasoning concerning quantity or number? No. Does it contain any experimental reasoning concerning matter of fact and existence? No. Commit it then to the flames: for it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion."
"Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it."
"Earthly minds, like mud walls, resist the strongest batteries; and though, perhaps, somethimes the force of a clear argument may make some impression, yet they nevertheless stand firm, keep out the enemy, truth, that would captivate or disturbe them."
"[F]or academic men to be happy, the universe would have to take shape. All of philosophy has no other goal: it is a matter of giving a frock coat to what is, a mathematical frock coat. On the other hand, affirming that the universe resembles nothing and is only formless amounts to saying that the universe is something like a spider or spit."
"What a glorious garden of wonders the lights of Broadway would be to anyone lucky enough to be unable to read."